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robotfisherman:

 Mitt - A Netflix Original

This man could have been president

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bombing:

are they just using her for everything now

bombing:

are they just using her for everything now

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unirony:

lebanesegirlswag:

unirony:

croptops r for anyone 2 wear n everyone 2 celebrate

Unless you have a muffin top.

here’s a to-do list for u

  • fix yr garbage ass blog
  • fix yr garbage ass attitude

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hoodethicist:

Shit is fucking sickening

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that-creepy-unicorn-thing:

Rodger fell asleep while we were watching tv. Jack still seems quite interested though :3 

They’re a lot more social than i thought they would be. They’re already starting to respond to their names, happy to eat from my hand and be petted and seem quite comfortable to sit with me.

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bastardlybrendan:

taskscape:

i-will-lift-you-higher:

ambientheif:

jackthemother:

So this happened on facebook today….

BOOM

Thank god someone said it. You cannot fuck a vagina loose yo. Anatomy doesn’t work like that.

people that do not understand vaginas should not be allowed near one

"these days it’s true though!"

TELL ME JACOB
TELL ME OF THE OLDEN DAYS
TELL ME OF THE 1930s WHEN VAGINAS WERE AS TIGHT AS AN ANUS
TELL ME OF HOW THE FEMALE OF THE SPECIES HAVE DEGRADED INTO HORRIBLE SEEPING MONSTERS WITH GAPING CAVERNS THESE DAYS. 
TELL ME OF YOUR WISDOM.

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